Stander, the StandX mascot
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Insulated Bottle

T.P. / S.L.

MY STRATEGY: T.P. / S.L.

Everyone asks about your strategy. It’s simple: T.P. / S.L. — Tea Poured, Sip Later. Set it, hold it, and never get wicked out of your drink.

450 mlVacuum insulatedStainless steel

Specs

Capacity
450 ml
Material
18/8 stainless steel
Insulation
Double-wall vacuum
Keeps
12h hot · 24h cold
Colorway
Cream

What's on it

  • Stander sipping with full conviction
  • “My strategy: T.P. / S.L.” lockup
  • Sub-line — “(Tea Poured. Sip Later.)”
  • Leak-proof twist lid, matte soft-touch finish

Opens X so you can tell Stander your Loser Points and claim this piece — minted from your realized losses, worn as proof you stood in the storm. Check your Loser Points ↗