Wear the stand.
T-Shirt
Long / Short
LONG / SHORT
Sometimes you wanna go long, sometimes you wanna go short. Must I pick a side? Yes — but at least you’ll look good doing it.
100% cottonFront & backUnisex
Specs
- Material
- 100% cotton
- Weight
- 250 gsm heavyweight
- Fit
- Oversized, unisex
- Front chest + full back
- Colorway
- Cream
What's on it
- Front — “PICK A SIDE” with the δ mark
- Back — a tall “long” Stander beside a short “short” Stander
- Hand-lettered “LONG / SHORT” lockup
- Screen-printed on pre-shrunk cotton
Opens X so you can tell Stander your Loser Points and claim this piece — minted from your realized losses, worn as proof you stood in the storm. Check your Loser Points ↗